![]() 02/14/2014 at 17:30 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I have a date with this pretty lady tonight, so I probably won't be on here for the rest of the night.
And I rented one of these. Things should go well.
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Dude, I rented one of these and I got a date with Cleopatra
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That Merc is one pretty lady! How much did you rent the girl for?
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I actually do have a date tonight.
It's a second date. On Valentine's Day.
What could possibly go wrong or be awkward about that?! (Said no one ever.)
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More than you can afford pal(revs engine)
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At this rate, you'll be engaged by the end of the week!
You should buy a fake engagement ring and put it in her dessert. If she thinks it's funny, she's a keeper.